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受委托:写英文信给美国的费主任

送交者: 加人2004/02/09 11:12:36 [江月茶寮]
回应 呵呵,这事得找我 by Admin 于 2004/02/09 9:35:17





樊弓教授向网友谈当代神童。现普林斯顿数学系主任费佛曼后。

网友老格指定加人代大伙发个E MAIL 给费主任。他说:“加人的汉译英最棒”。 只好试一试。


Dear Director Consuming 亲爱的费主任

Are you any good? 你好吗? Have you eaten yet? (国问)你吃过了饭吗? We are


folks from a forum which called SELDOM SEEN AND FANCY TALK. 我们是来自罕见 奇谈论坛


It used to be FORUM OF TRAITORS TO CHINA. 它从前叫汉奸论坛。


Math professor Fan mentioned your saga. 樊弓教授提到你的传奇 We think that you really


are finished(了) ,not getting up again.(不起)!! 我们认为你真了不起!!!


Your have many names. 你很有名。 You were God's boy when you were a teenager. 你少年


时已经是神童 You really are huge space material 你真是大天才 Your big name


like thunder striking our ears. 你的大名如雷灌耳



Your special length is solving tough puzzle. 你的特长是解答疑难问题


Would you please do us a big favor to solve our puzzle? 可不可以解答我们的难题?




If a vegetarian eats vegetable, 如果素主义食者, 吃的是 素, 菜类。。


what does a humanitarian eat ? 人道主义者吃的是什么??


vegetable or human ? 吃菜 还是 吃人?



There are too many humanitarians around. 有太多“人道主义者”存在 That cause great fear


among us. Do not want to be eaten, we avoid human names. 我们怕被吃掉。。不敢用人


的名字

We call ourselves ; 我们的称呼是


Old donkey 老芦 out of dust出尘埃 old bug老虫 old patern 老格


greasy vegetable 油菜 killer bug害人虫 old bear 老熊


east sea old bird 东海老枭 wood think about cloud 林思云 May sea 五月 海


open 3 words for one 张三一言 dok knife 老刀 double R = RR moaning horse 马


悲鸣 yellow leaf 黄叶 easily understood 易明 Autumn fruit 秋实 child


of cloud 云儿女 wolf pack 狼协 mix up 和合 insomnia 赵无眠


non literature man非文人才 the competitor赛昆 megaphone话筒

a sophisticated bow (繁)樊弓 the ape 人猿


interrup 插嘴 archaeology maniac 古迷 see good show 看好戏 Is water cold ?


疑水寒 a roaming hippy 逍遥散人 traitor to China 汉奸 pseudo patriot爱国贼


pseudo democrat 民运贼 the natioal begger刘国丐 Add man加人


grand dad wang 王大爷 。。。。。。。。(各位对号入座)



Director Consuming 费主任

Thank you for taking time out to read our faith. 谢谢抽空读我们的信


We did comsume a lot of your time 占用了你的宝贵时间



Holy shit was born 圣诞 fast 快 amusement乐



-The sea takes all junk 海纳百川




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